Miranda Kerr Nude!

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Published on Wednesday, 08 August 2012

A major controversy has exploded in the super model world as "unauthorized" full frontal nudity photos of Miranda Kerr have made their way online. No timeframe as to when these pics were taken, except the 29 year old Australian stunner is clearly legal and of age in the photographs. Beyond that, we have no idea. The photos appeared on French photographer Laurent Darmon's website.

Are you still with me?

What can I say that you're even gonna read?

Let's face it, I can make this story about absolutely anything and you'd never know because you're just going to go straight to the above photo and not give two shits about my pointless dialogue accompaning the gallery.

Let me give it a shot:

In the above photo we see a sneak preview of the new Hopsin album "Knock Madness" with a special cameo from President Barrack Obama in the track "Aliens in my Attic"

You didn't even read that did you?

Just click the photo, because I assure you, Miranda Kerr is just as amazing undressed as she is clothed and in a very serious statement I've got to say that these photos are just breathtakingly beautiful. Just fabulous.

Miranda, give me a call.